Movie news...or not. 2012 or something.

First blog of 2013!

And let me say, I have some awesomely intriguing movie news! A new...

Oh.
But.
I was sick last week, when it would have been appropriate to do a year in review blog. It feels weird not to do a 2012 wrap up as my first blog of 2013. But the time has passed.

so yeah, this new studio, called...

Shit.
Ok, so I will blog tomorrow about this cool movie news. Until then,
a quick year in review of sorts.

2012 IN REVIEW. BECAUSE IT WOULD BE WRONG NOT TO THIS

ALBUM OF THE YEAR: You know what, screw it, I want to a top five.
But I'll keep it brief.

#5- Miguel; Kaleidoscope Dream

Because a man named Prince is the King, Miguel is the new Prince of sex music



#4: Action Bronson; Blue Chips

He's a rotund Albanian-American former Chef, who raps about gourmet food when he's not rapping about hookers.


Also, cover recreates a movie I tried to forget about...

#3: Goyte; Making Mirrors

Maybe the most accessible weird album ever, or the weirdest accessible one. He plays a fence on a track.



#2: Kendrick Lamar; Good kid, m.A.A.d. City

It's basically a gangsta rap musical. And his parents are the best characters.



#1: Frank Ocean; Channel Orange

I wrote a whole blog about it when it came out. 
You should have seen this one coming.


mmmm soulful.

ok moving on.

MOVIE OF THE YEAR: The Cabin in the Woods

How is a movie so good that it ruins every other movie in it's genre for you? I can't watch a horror movie now without acknowledging that the Elder Gods are being nourished, or what the other monster options (merman included) could have been, or begging for a cut away to the control room.

I guess that still works for Saw. No, wait! Jigsaw is the harbinger of his universe; there are sill people watching him watch people. Yes it works!

Basically, I liked Cabin in the Woods so much, I have Cabin the Woods fantasies while watching other movies.

Also, it features this:



TV SHOW OF THE YEAR: Game of Louie.

Louie the Imp of House CK is hand of the King, and they blow up a river while he's miserable.

Sorry, it was a tie.

Louie, because they remade Rocky.

And Game of Thrones because Tryion blew everything up.

VIDEO GAME OF THE YEAR: Slender

This is how religions are made

I play slender in the dark with headphones on. And I wander through the woods. When I started playing, I would run from the Slender Man.

But now, when the Slender Man gets me, I don't fight it. I stop and look at him and yell "TAKE ME WITH YOU, TO YOUR SQUIGGLY PARADISE, SLENDER MAN! TAKE ME INTO YOUR ARMS!".

I haven't beaten this game, but I have begun to venerate a likeness of him. Yes, I know he's invented by the internet to fool gullible people; what's your point?

SONG OF THE YEAR

Now, I was gonna say "Call Me Maybe", but I realized I don't even like the original version the best.
So The Roots, Jimmy Fallon, and Carly Rae Jepsen, you win song of the year!



OK and I'm done. Was that half-assed? Yes. Do I feel better? Yes.
 Actual blog tomorrow? Yes.