A Van Minnen to English Dictionary

This is my Professor, Dr. Peter Van Minnen.

He is from Holland.
He talks funny.
The following is a list on words that he pronounces funny:

Rhoam = Rome (inconvenient, as he teaches a class on Ancient Rome)
boath = both                                                             bik = big
ass= as                                                                     hote = hot
chepter = chapter                                                     blekbaord = blackboard
gohtenn = gotten                                                      ret = read
wot = what                                                              fulloze = follows
iss = is                                                                     toking = talking
gross = grows                                                          kongkret = concrete
zatz= that's                                                              ownt = owned
stoff = stuff                                                              ritartitt = retarded
off = of  (which is very fucking confusing)                 velly = valley
dare = there                                                             peninchula = pennisula
assoshate = associate (probably the best one)          Brreek! = Brick
understoot= understood                                           roads = rods
ole = all                                                                  staohn = stone
pope uler = popular                                                 flut = flood
pro sess = process                                 howkiss powkiss = hocus pocus
ex = axe                                                                 someonce = someone's
kohnfrontd = confronted                  Charlot (with a hard Ch) = Charlotte
Paoweh Poaynt = Power Point                               how tit tow tit = hoity toity
tep = tap                                                                    lass = last
nyeah, nyeah nyeah = yes                                        dillygenz = dilligence
exsejerating = exaggerating                                     caohst = soast
gachets = gadgets                                                    Hibrid = hybrid

Ole zatz dare iss to do is to assoshate wot the Rhoamans understoot about the roads on the pennichula.

And we're only at the midterm...